This was just too absurd to not post...
Hope everyone is having a great week! I'm in Baltimore at the moment, heading back south this weekend. My life is oh so exciting.

Also...um...they really felt the need to use the 'tree' metaphor multiple times? Oy. I remember having sex once with a guy who was perfectly shaved down there, it was like humping a porcupine. And while the tree might look taller, it certainly makes your mate feel like she's Mary Kay Laternou. So, if you girl is into that sort of thing...um...call Chris Matthews and the whole 'Predator' crew, cause that's just effed up.

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Someone scared the shit out of Britney Spears. I forget at what mark the 'incident' occurs, but you'll see Britney up close look downwards then up to see a stranger coming close to her on her stage...some deranged fan...and she freaks the fuck out.

Can't say I blame her.

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Tonight was one of the more glorious evenings of my existance. Why? Well, after five and a half long, painful, stiff months; I finally got my lower back to crack and relieve a great deal of pressure.

Now this might sadden you, as I'm being serious, but since I threw out my back last November I have since lived a life of restraint. Finally the pain is not a constant 6! It's a 1-2! Oh I pray this lasts. Tomorrow I'm going for a run. A real run! A run where I dong have to medicate before/after, have ben gay on before and ice packs ready after, and actually (hopefully) enjoy the activity without worrying if I'll need the cane for two weeks after! Fingers crossed.

In other news, I downloaded the Trivial Pursuit app on my iPhone...and started playing it at 1am...it's now 4:20am. FML. That game in pursuit mode is lethally addictive.

In other matters of this evening, Mash/RobBob/I finished my closet system. As I stood there admiring my new, finished closet, I understood how Carrie Bradshaw felt when Big gave her a closet. Elated, a little horny, and willing to stay with a man who would humiliate me on our wedding day...ok so Mash is the perfect husband and wouldn't do that, but shit I can see the persuasion factor appeal of a custom closet. (Editors note: when I wrote Big, my iPhone auto-corrected to Nig. I'm writing to Steve Jobs on this one.)

Sorry I had yet to update this week, the only semi-interesting tid bits going around were: Pensacola (finally) starts their recycling program on my side of East Hill next month, my puppy is a menace to my life and I'm convinced she wants me dead so she has Mash all to herself, and someone scared the shit out of Britney Spears at her Connecticut concert during her encore.

*sigh* slow week. Til' next time...

-- Post From My iPhone

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So today I find that little picture on the left (accompanying this article) about how they've added a Ledge at the Sears Tower in Chicago, which opens in June. The idea is that people will want to stand on 1.5" of glass that extends just over 4 feet to the side of the tower...giving the illusion to walking on air.

What do I do when I find out about this attraction? Email my pilot husband (who is also afraid of heights in realm of tall buildings...weird, huh?) and inform him that whenever we get to Chicago he can expect to do this. All I can imagine is him screaming like a little girl while I dance on it. Knowing my luck the glass will then break and I'll have a Coyote moment and be stuck mid-air dancing, realize that there's now nothing beneath me, and fall onto an Acme trampoline (um...you didn't think I was leading to some tragic death, did you?).

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Today for your happy enjoyment, two little youtube thangs.

The first - a lesson in how a squirrel can get by with a little help from his pals (thanks ze frank!):


The second is a ridiculously adorable child singing along and rocking out to some country song that I don't even know...but the kid is the brilliant at this shiz!

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